Democrats might actually have it right for America

Hilary Clinton wins Presidency in Hell!
Turns out, the democrats might actually be on to something with the way they want to run the country. It’s hard for me to admit I’m wrong, so I’m not going to, especially since this is mostly just a thesis at this time. Hear me out and I will guide you into the enlightenment much like Marx did for all of Russia.

While Donald Trump is claiming he wants to make America great again, he’s not doing it in a way the democrats are. You see, the democrats know when America was great and what really made America great: Oppression and segregation of all mud races. KKK? Democrats started it. Segregation? Democrats made it happen. Slavery? Democrats ratified it and fought to keep it. Jim Crow? Democratically created. Government housing and subjugation of minorities? Democrats. Nazis? Left wing, “progressive” (aka Democrat) party. When was America great? When we had those darkies, wet backs, and all them other non-whites under the white man’s thumb. Donald Trump doesn’t want that…he wants to make America strong through hard work, fair international laws, and making people liable for their actions. Screw that when we can just blame the system and the minorities!

Another problem with America right now is it’s still the most appealing place in the world compared to all the other shit countries. Those lazy Mexicants wouldn’t keep coming here if the rich man in the neighborhood was just like where they came from: Owning a three legged goat. Also those dune coons, not to be confused with full on porch monkeys, wouldn’t want to keep bombing and murdering here if we were so financially destroyed that we didn’t want to spread the idea of freedom anymore. This is where the democrats have it right!

See, democrats are smart in the way they’re going to enslave non-whites. They’ve learned over the years people won’t put up with slapping chains on a nigger or beating a Mexican to near death in order to make him work. So, instead, the democrats are smart by making government programs forcing working people, ie the whites, pay them for not doing anything and encouraging them to do nothing. How is this enslaving them? Well, it once again puts them in dependence of the white man who has all the money to distribute. Once the white man once again decides they’re not going to take it anymore, the spear chuckers, sand niggers, spics, and others won’t have any skills in which to get a job to earn their own money, and will be so pathetic they’ll have to do whatever a white dude says in order to make a quarter. Fucking BRILLIANT!

Taking away the guns in America ensures only the criminals will use arms and will terrorize the majority of the citizens, just like down in Mexico where the cartels take over entire towns, rape anyone they feel like, and make people want to flee to America. When it’s happening here, why come here? It keeps people from wanting to come here illegally since there’s no reason to come here at all!

So, yeah, we all have democrats figured wrong. Before anyone gets really upset, remember, I’m a democrat now, so I can say these things. Fuck you, republicans for causing a slow death to America. At least we’re honest in our racism and hate for freedom.

Origins of Conservatives and Liberals

Humans originally existed as members of small bands of nomadic hunters/gatherers. They lived on deer in the mountains during the summer and would go to the coast and live on fish and lobster in the winter.
 
 
The two most important events in all of history were the invention of beer and the invention of the wheel. The wheel was invented to get man to the beer. These were the foundation of modern civilization and together were the catalyst for the splitting of humanity into two distinct subgroups:

1. Liberals
2. Conservatives.
 
 
Once beer was discovered, it required grain and that was the beginning of agriculture. Neither the glass bottle nor aluminum can were invented yet, so while our early humans were sitting around waiting for them to be invented, they just stayed close to the brewery. That’s how villages were formed.

Some men spent their days tracking and killing animals to BBQ at nightwhile they were drinking beer. This was the beginning of what is known as the Conservative movement….  Other men who were weaker and less skilled at hunting learned to live off the conservatives by showing up for the nightly BBQs and doing the sewing, fetching, and hair dressing.This was the beginning of the Liberal movement.  Some of these liberal men eventually evolved into women. They became known as girlie-men.

Some noteworthy liberal achievements include the domestication of cats, the invention of group therapy, group hugs, and the concept of Democratic voting to decide how to divide the meat and beer that conservatives provided.

Over the years conservatives came to be symbolized by the largest, most powerful land animal on earth, the elephant. Liberals are symbolized by the jackass for obvious reasons.
 
 
Modern liberals like imported beer (with lime added), but most prefer white wine or imported bottled water. They eat raw fish but like their beef well done. Sushi, tofu, and French food are standard liberal fare.. Another interesting evolutionary side note: most of their women have higher testosterone levels than their men.Most social workers,personal injury attorneys, journalists, dreamers in Hollywood and group therapists are liberals. Liberals invented the designated hitter rule because it wasn’t fair to make the pitcher also bat.

Conservatives drink domestic beer, mostly Bud or Miller. They eat red meat and still provide for their women. Conservatives are big game hunters, rodeo cowboys, lumberjacks,construction workers, firemen, medical doctors, police officers, engineers, corporate executives, athletes, members of the military, airline pilots and generally anyone who works productively.

Conservatives who own companies hire other conservatives who want to work for a living. Liberals produce little. They prefer to govern the producers…. and decide what to do with the production. Liberals believe Europeans are more enlightened than Americans. That is why most of the liberals remained in Europe when conservatives were coming to America . They crept in after the Wild West was tamed and created a business of trying to get something for nothing.
 
 
Here ends today’s lesson in world history:
It should be noted that a Liberal may have a momentary urge to angrily respond to the above before sending it to others.  A Conservative will simply laugh and be so convinced of the absolute truth of this history that it will be sent immediately to other true believers and to more liberals just to piss them off.

There you have it. Let your next action reveal your true inner self. I’m going to have another beer!


Posted 5/9/2013 at 12:7 PM on Xanga

Vote for policies, not skin color!

This is actually from my brother.  While he was very obviously heated when he wrote it, there’s damn good points.

Things have been cleaned up a bit for ease of reading.

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Look, guys. I am sick of hearing and dealing with this subject. It is such a young and immature way of thinking so I’m gonna let it out quick and fast.

I, JUST LIKE OTHER REPUBLICANS ARE NOT GOING TO VOTE FOR THE BLEADING HEART CANIDATE BECAUSE HE IS A LIBERAL DEMOCRATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOT BECAUSE HE IS BLACK. IF JOHN MCCAIN WAS BLACK I WOULD VOTE FOR HIM.

Not every one who isn’t voting democrat this year is not a freaking racist. What cracks me up the most (and relieves my mind) is the people saying these things are young, un eduacated and aren’t voting, don’t vote, and have never voted….THANK GOD! I really really wish there was a black republican candidate this election just so I could do away with this narrow minded way of thinking.

I thought racist people were pathetic but I found out that other people are just as pathetic for calling me a “racist” for not voting for some one because of their political stand point. I thought that racist ment you hated a “race” not a political party, DUMB ASSES!!!!!!!!! I am republican, not racist! Thank God most of you aren’t voting!

John McCain has spent his whole life serving my & YOUR country! He knows what it is like to lead, serve, protect and SACRIFICE!!!!!! That is what makes a leader, man & head of country. Some one who stands for morals and has a backbone. In these days and times we need some one with experience and knows our military, what do liberal democrats know about that? They are all bleeding hearts, there draft dodgers, anti military, anti law enforcement and pro “if it feels good do it”!!! Thats not what we need.

I PRAY OF THOSE OF YOU THAT ARE VOTING: DON’T THINK YOU’RE A RACIST IF YOU THINK THE REPUBLICAN PARTY IS FOR YOU. ANY ONE WHO SAYS THAT IS AN IDIOT! IF YOU ARE GOING TO VOTE FOR SOME ONE BASED ON THE COLOR OF THEIR SKIN, EITHER FOR OR AGAINST THEM ,IT IS JUST AS BAD AS BEING A BIGOT! LISTEN TO THE ISSUES! I AM NOT GOING TO VOTE FOR OR AGAINST SOME ONE BASED ON THE SHADE OF THEIR SKIN! THAT’S IDIOTIC!

It would be just as bad as being a racist to vote for some one based on the color of there skin…..THINK ABOUT IT!


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Posted 10/10/2008 at 8:27 PM on Xanga