Did you hear about the newest Obama scandal?

Bob: “Did you hear about the Obama administration scandal?”

Jim: “You mean the Mexican gun running?”

Bob: “No, the other one.”

 

Jim: “You mean SEAL Team 6 Extortion 17?”

Bob: “No, the other one.”

 

Jim: “You mean the State Dept. lying about Benghazi?”

Bob: “No, the other one.”

 

Jim: “You mean the voter fraud?”

Bob: “No, the other one.”

 

Jim: “You mean the military not getting their votes counted?”

Bob: “No, the other one.”

 

Jim: “You mean the president demoralizing and breaking down the military?”

Bob: “No, the other one.”

 

Jim: “You mean the Boston Bombing?”

Bob: “No, the other one.”

 

Jim: “You mean the president wanting to kill Americans with drones in our own country without the benefit of the law?”

Bob: “No, the other one.”

 

Jim: “You mean the president arming the Muslim Brotherhood?”

Bob: “No, the other one.”

 

Jim: “The IRS targeting conservatives?”

Bob: “No, the other one.”

 

Jim: “The DOJ spying on the press?”

Bob: “No, the other one.”

 

Jim: “Sebelius shaking down health insurance executives?”

Bob: “No, the other one.”

 

Jim: “The NSA monitoring our phone calls, e-mails and everything else?”

Bob: “No, the other one.”

 

Jim: “The president’s ordering the release of nearly 2,000 illegal immigrants from jails and prisons and falsely blaming the sequester?”

Bob: “No, the other one.”

 

Jim: “The president’s threat to impose gun control by Executive Order in order to bypass Congress?”

Bob: “No, the other one.”

 

Jim: “The president’s repeated violation of the law requiring him to submit a budget no later than the first Monday in February?”

Bob: “No, the other one.”

 

Jim: “The president’s unconstitutional recess appointments in an attempt to circumvent the Senate’s advise-and-consent role?”

Bob: “No, the other one.”

 

Jim: “The State Department interfering with an Inspector General investigation on departmental sexual misconduct?”

Bob: “No, the other one.”

 

Jim: “HHS employees being given insider information on Medicare Advantage?”

Bob: “No, the other one.”

 

Jim: “Clinton, the IRS, Clapper and Holder all lying to Congress?”

Bob: “No, the other one.”

 

Jim: “I give up! … Oh wait, I think I got it! You mean that 65 million uninformed voters stuck us again with the most corrupt administration in American history?”

 

Bob: “THAT’S THE ONE!”

Guess he can’t

Yes, I made the image.  Yes, the problems we’re facing because of him are the fault of those who voted for him.

That is all.
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Posted 1/30/2010 at 1:29 AM on Xanga

Vote for policies, not skin color!

This is actually from my brother.  While he was very obviously heated when he wrote it, there’s damn good points.

Things have been cleaned up a bit for ease of reading.

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Look, guys. I am sick of hearing and dealing with this subject. It is such a young and immature way of thinking so I’m gonna let it out quick and fast.

I, JUST LIKE OTHER REPUBLICANS ARE NOT GOING TO VOTE FOR THE BLEADING HEART CANIDATE BECAUSE HE IS A LIBERAL DEMOCRATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOT BECAUSE HE IS BLACK. IF JOHN MCCAIN WAS BLACK I WOULD VOTE FOR HIM.

Not every one who isn’t voting democrat this year is not a freaking racist. What cracks me up the most (and relieves my mind) is the people saying these things are young, un eduacated and aren’t voting, don’t vote, and have never voted….THANK GOD! I really really wish there was a black republican candidate this election just so I could do away with this narrow minded way of thinking.

I thought racist people were pathetic but I found out that other people are just as pathetic for calling me a “racist” for not voting for some one because of their political stand point. I thought that racist ment you hated a “race” not a political party, DUMB ASSES!!!!!!!!! I am republican, not racist! Thank God most of you aren’t voting!

John McCain has spent his whole life serving my & YOUR country! He knows what it is like to lead, serve, protect and SACRIFICE!!!!!! That is what makes a leader, man & head of country. Some one who stands for morals and has a backbone. In these days and times we need some one with experience and knows our military, what do liberal democrats know about that? They are all bleeding hearts, there draft dodgers, anti military, anti law enforcement and pro “if it feels good do it”!!! Thats not what we need.

I PRAY OF THOSE OF YOU THAT ARE VOTING: DON’T THINK YOU’RE A RACIST IF YOU THINK THE REPUBLICAN PARTY IS FOR YOU. ANY ONE WHO SAYS THAT IS AN IDIOT! IF YOU ARE GOING TO VOTE FOR SOME ONE BASED ON THE COLOR OF THEIR SKIN, EITHER FOR OR AGAINST THEM ,IT IS JUST AS BAD AS BEING A BIGOT! LISTEN TO THE ISSUES! I AM NOT GOING TO VOTE FOR OR AGAINST SOME ONE BASED ON THE SHADE OF THEIR SKIN! THAT’S IDIOTIC!

It would be just as bad as being a racist to vote for some one based on the color of there skin…..THINK ABOUT IT!


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Posted 10/10/2008 at 8:27 PM on Xanga

So, I was at A Taste of Colorado…disgusting people (s)

If anyone happened to be at Taste of Colorado last night, you probably saw me but didn’t know it *L*

I do have to rant a little about the event, however… First off, the security was moronic. At the entrance was basically two Middle Eastern dudes who’s first words as I walked up with my group was, “Purses!! We need to check your purses!” to the two females of the group. I was then told, “Okay. Do you have any guns and knives on you, if not, come on in.”

Yes, that was all in one sentence. I didn’t show a badge, I didn’t say I was a cop.

I walked right in fully armed (including a three inch flip knife not hidden on my pocket) and my cousin had his knife. I was a little more than “humored” at this. My other cousin and his girlfriend didn’t know I came armed and when I told them, they started laughing. My aunt stated she started showing him her purse and the guy told her, “No, that’s okay. I believe you, come on in.” In the course of thirty minutes I saw six pistols and only two of those were on cops. The other four were on black gang-banging-pieces-of-shit. A lot of knives on retarded rednecks as well.

Secondly, when I start to go into a place like “A Taste of Colorado”, I don’t want to be jumped by your political views, regardless of side. What makes it worse is the fact that how they were presenting how great it would be. They were selling t-shirts and paintings which showed Obama in familiar pose right next to(are you ready for this) Che Guevara. The messages were different on each one, but they all had the word Hope and Revolution on it. Several of them said “Revolution for Hope and Change!” To me, that really just kind of says it all for the trash.

As if that wasn’t enough, most of the time we would pass one of those supporters, they were arguing with someone! Not over political views, no! They were arguing about trivial shit. “What, mother fucka! You just gna do me like dat?! I said the water only a dolla! Wer you from they treat peeps like that?! SHIT!”

Yes…I typed it as phonetically as I could to mimic the way they said it. No, they didn’t have Haitian accents or anything like that, these were Americans. Don’t let me forget to mention the CONSTANT shouting of “nigger/nigga” throughout the event…not by white people.

I really hate being in LoDo after 11:30…but that’s another topic.

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Posted 8/31/2008 at 1:27 PM on Xanga

My experience at the DNC (s)

So a “possible plot” to kill Obama was foiled…allegedly. So funny how they won’t say an alleged plot, but they’ll say alleged victim in reference to rape victims. Then again…It was CBS which was doing the reporting, so of course they are going to automatically start the shit storm to protect someone like Obama and point it at the Republicans.

Speaking of the DNC…is it any surprise that the “peaceful” protesters get violent at the drop of a fucking hat? I would have posted this in the Worst Pickup Line thread, but I couldn’t find it.

Being the total asshole I am, I happened by the convention center today while I was in Denver. There was a group of tree huggers outside doing their shouting and whining, and being a general nuisance. I was on my motorcycle, so I was treated with a front row ear full and the louder I cracked my throttle, the more they’d fucking shout at me.

Well, I look over and see a rather good looking tree hugger as I’m waiting for the light. So, I keep my throttle down, pull over a little further and go, “So, you’re all for helping to protected the trees, huh?” She looks over at me and kind of gives me this “what’s the catch” look and says, “Of course we are. Isn’t that important to YOU?” Of course that’s when I spring my punchline on her, “Yes it is. As a matter of fact, I’ve got some wood you can hug.”

That’s when all fucking hell broke loose. I don’t know how these fuckers heard me, but five of them turned to look at me and fucking CHARGED. I didn’t have the light so I made a right turn as quickly as I could. I’m no pussy, but when you have six hundred to one, discretion is the better part of valor.

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Posted 8/27/2008 at 11:2 PM on Xanga