Democrats might actually have it right for America

Hilary Clinton wins Presidency in Hell!
Turns out, the democrats might actually be on to something with the way they want to run the country. It’s hard for me to admit I’m wrong, so I’m not going to, especially since this is mostly just a thesis at this time. Hear me out and I will guide you into the enlightenment much like Marx did for all of Russia.

While Donald Trump is claiming he wants to make America great again, he’s not doing it in a way the democrats are. You see, the democrats know when America was great and what really made America great: Oppression and segregation of all mud races. KKK? Democrats started it. Segregation? Democrats made it happen. Slavery? Democrats ratified it and fought to keep it. Jim Crow? Democratically created. Government housing and subjugation of minorities? Democrats. Nazis? Left wing, “progressive” (aka Democrat) party. When was America great? When we had those darkies, wet backs, and all them other non-whites under the white man’s thumb. Donald Trump doesn’t want that…he wants to make America strong through hard work, fair international laws, and making people liable for their actions. Screw that when we can just blame the system and the minorities!

Another problem with America right now is it’s still the most appealing place in the world compared to all the other shit countries. Those lazy Mexicants wouldn’t keep coming here if the rich man in the neighborhood was just like where they came from: Owning a three legged goat. Also those dune coons, not to be confused with full on porch monkeys, wouldn’t want to keep bombing and murdering here if we were so financially destroyed that we didn’t want to spread the idea of freedom anymore. This is where the democrats have it right!

See, democrats are smart in the way they’re going to enslave non-whites. They’ve learned over the years people won’t put up with slapping chains on a nigger or beating a Mexican to near death in order to make him work. So, instead, the democrats are smart by making government programs forcing working people, ie the whites, pay them for not doing anything and encouraging them to do nothing. How is this enslaving them? Well, it once again puts them in dependence of the white man who has all the money to distribute. Once the white man once again decides they’re not going to take it anymore, the spear chuckers, sand niggers, spics, and others won’t have any skills in which to get a job to earn their own money, and will be so pathetic they’ll have to do whatever a white dude says in order to make a quarter. Fucking BRILLIANT!

Taking away the guns in America ensures only the criminals will use arms and will terrorize the majority of the citizens, just like down in Mexico where the cartels take over entire towns, rape anyone they feel like, and make people want to flee to America. When it’s happening here, why come here? It keeps people from wanting to come here illegally since there’s no reason to come here at all!

So, yeah, we all have democrats figured wrong. Before anyone gets really upset, remember, I’m a democrat now, so I can say these things. Fuck you, republicans for causing a slow death to America. At least we’re honest in our racism and hate for freedom.

Disabling comments in your blog means you’re a coward! (s)

You're a coward!
Anywhere between 80% to 89% of all blogs are just…just…terrible… People attempt to write for a perceived audience, even going as far as to refer to their readers under stupid names in relation to the blog itself such as “Lovelies / Potato Heads / Audibles / Demwits” just to name a few. Most of the writers also try to write as eloquently as possible, almost like they are trying to get discovered as a “gem of the Internet” by someone with influence in order to get a writing contract. Some writers use the Internet to have a journal where other people can read about their trivial no-one-will-miss-me-when-I’m-gone lives, which are usually, “interestingly” enough, liberal minded people.

Typical liberal dipshitThe latter is usually what I’m referring to in this bitching I’m going on. Why? Because when you go into most liberal blogs and/or whiny bitch blogs, hell, most political blogs, the comments are disabled. Honestly, the only reason I can come up with in the matter is because they’re cowards.

I don’t care what side of the political fence you’re on or for what reason you’re writing; If you have comments disabled in your blog then you’re a coward. Don’t try going on the false reasoning you write for yourself and not for anyone else. If that’s true, then why are your entries public? No, you want people, anyone besides yourself, to care. You know most people don’t, so by blocking them, you don’t have to face the fact you aren’t getting comments on your bullshit. By disabling comments you can pretend someone out there may care. After all, if no one is going to comment and you just disable it, then you can pretend it doesn’t matter when it really does.

As many of you know, I have claimed I don’t write for other people. Well, that’s true. I write in hopes that someone will be pleased with what I write, but guess what? Someone always is: Me. Hell, I “like” all of my entries…and why wouldn’t I? In addition to everything else, I don’t disable my comments and I don’t moderate my comments, save for spam. If you’re spamming, then of course I’ll delete comments. I don’t care if you don’t like what I say or even feel the need to hate me because you’re an idiot. Any and all comments given to me since I moved over to WordPress have been approved. Why? Because hate is usually more fun than praise. I know I’m good, so it’s entertaining to me when someone tries to claim otherwise. Let me not forge to mention it’s fun watching morons argue with morons over postings made in the comments section.

I'm the one in the middleSee, I’m not a coward. Nothing I put on here is something I haven’t or won’t say to people face to face. I’ve posted images of myself (the one on the right is of me and I’m in the middle) and people know I live in Colorado. I’m not stupid enough to post specifics due to identity theft. If you’re thinking the picture is “too small lolololooolololool!!!!111!”, then check around my writings and you’ll find bigger pictures, like in a joke entry about me having an identical twin. Also, yes, those are training guns, not active firearms. I only say this because I know too many people reading this will try and make a stupid comment about it.

If you’re writing for you, then make the entries private and stop this crap with disabling comments. Also, stop moderating the comments for things besides spam or off-topic posts. No one with a brain is being fooled if you have nothing but people agreeing with you. There’s always going to be at least one troll and/or at least one person who doesn’t agree with you. We all know just about no one cares about your life or writings. So knock it off. Make your entry private or enable your comments, coward!

Did you hear about the newest Obama scandal?

Bob: “Did you hear about the Obama administration scandal?”

Jim: “You mean the Mexican gun running?”

Bob: “No, the other one.”

 

Jim: “You mean SEAL Team 6 Extortion 17?”

Bob: “No, the other one.”

 

Jim: “You mean the State Dept. lying about Benghazi?”

Bob: “No, the other one.”

 

Jim: “You mean the voter fraud?”

Bob: “No, the other one.”

 

Jim: “You mean the military not getting their votes counted?”

Bob: “No, the other one.”

 

Jim: “You mean the president demoralizing and breaking down the military?”

Bob: “No, the other one.”

 

Jim: “You mean the Boston Bombing?”

Bob: “No, the other one.”

 

Jim: “You mean the president wanting to kill Americans with drones in our own country without the benefit of the law?”

Bob: “No, the other one.”

 

Jim: “You mean the president arming the Muslim Brotherhood?”

Bob: “No, the other one.”

 

Jim: “The IRS targeting conservatives?”

Bob: “No, the other one.”

 

Jim: “The DOJ spying on the press?”

Bob: “No, the other one.”

 

Jim: “Sebelius shaking down health insurance executives?”

Bob: “No, the other one.”

 

Jim: “The NSA monitoring our phone calls, e-mails and everything else?”

Bob: “No, the other one.”

 

Jim: “The president’s ordering the release of nearly 2,000 illegal immigrants from jails and prisons and falsely blaming the sequester?”

Bob: “No, the other one.”

 

Jim: “The president’s threat to impose gun control by Executive Order in order to bypass Congress?”

Bob: “No, the other one.”

 

Jim: “The president’s repeated violation of the law requiring him to submit a budget no later than the first Monday in February?”

Bob: “No, the other one.”

 

Jim: “The president’s unconstitutional recess appointments in an attempt to circumvent the Senate’s advise-and-consent role?”

Bob: “No, the other one.”

 

Jim: “The State Department interfering with an Inspector General investigation on departmental sexual misconduct?”

Bob: “No, the other one.”

 

Jim: “HHS employees being given insider information on Medicare Advantage?”

Bob: “No, the other one.”

 

Jim: “Clinton, the IRS, Clapper and Holder all lying to Congress?”

Bob: “No, the other one.”

 

Jim: “I give up! … Oh wait, I think I got it! You mean that 65 million uninformed voters stuck us again with the most corrupt administration in American history?”

 

Bob: “THAT’S THE ONE!”

Origins of Conservatives and Liberals

Humans originally existed as members of small bands of nomadic hunters/gatherers. They lived on deer in the mountains during the summer and would go to the coast and live on fish and lobster in the winter.
 
 
The two most important events in all of history were the invention of beer and the invention of the wheel. The wheel was invented to get man to the beer. These were the foundation of modern civilization and together were the catalyst for the splitting of humanity into two distinct subgroups:

1. Liberals
2. Conservatives.
 
 
Once beer was discovered, it required grain and that was the beginning of agriculture. Neither the glass bottle nor aluminum can were invented yet, so while our early humans were sitting around waiting for them to be invented, they just stayed close to the brewery. That’s how villages were formed.

Some men spent their days tracking and killing animals to BBQ at nightwhile they were drinking beer. This was the beginning of what is known as the Conservative movement….  Other men who were weaker and less skilled at hunting learned to live off the conservatives by showing up for the nightly BBQs and doing the sewing, fetching, and hair dressing.This was the beginning of the Liberal movement.  Some of these liberal men eventually evolved into women. They became known as girlie-men.

Some noteworthy liberal achievements include the domestication of cats, the invention of group therapy, group hugs, and the concept of Democratic voting to decide how to divide the meat and beer that conservatives provided.

Over the years conservatives came to be symbolized by the largest, most powerful land animal on earth, the elephant. Liberals are symbolized by the jackass for obvious reasons.
 
 
Modern liberals like imported beer (with lime added), but most prefer white wine or imported bottled water. They eat raw fish but like their beef well done. Sushi, tofu, and French food are standard liberal fare.. Another interesting evolutionary side note: most of their women have higher testosterone levels than their men.Most social workers,personal injury attorneys, journalists, dreamers in Hollywood and group therapists are liberals. Liberals invented the designated hitter rule because it wasn’t fair to make the pitcher also bat.

Conservatives drink domestic beer, mostly Bud or Miller. They eat red meat and still provide for their women. Conservatives are big game hunters, rodeo cowboys, lumberjacks,construction workers, firemen, medical doctors, police officers, engineers, corporate executives, athletes, members of the military, airline pilots and generally anyone who works productively.

Conservatives who own companies hire other conservatives who want to work for a living. Liberals produce little. They prefer to govern the producers…. and decide what to do with the production. Liberals believe Europeans are more enlightened than Americans. That is why most of the liberals remained in Europe when conservatives were coming to America . They crept in after the Wild West was tamed and created a business of trying to get something for nothing.
 
 
Here ends today’s lesson in world history:
It should be noted that a Liberal may have a momentary urge to angrily respond to the above before sending it to others.  A Conservative will simply laugh and be so convinced of the absolute truth of this history that it will be sent immediately to other true believers and to more liberals just to piss them off.

There you have it. Let your next action reveal your true inner self. I’m going to have another beer!


Posted 5/9/2013 at 12:7 PM on Xanga

Avatar review without the bias (s)

I know the movie has been out for a while now and there are several reviews out there on the Internet, but most of them are extremely liberally biased and/or praise James Camereon for the symbology (be it actual or made up by him).  What I’m going to do here is review the movie without all of that bias and offensive nature of Cameron’s statements, though I will talk about those later.

This will be slightly different from my past entries.  What I’m not going to do, is draw on outside references or make oddball comparisons.  No, you’ll get even more of a taste for the “every day me” instead of my comedic writing.  Also, I’m breaking this into sections.

Movie Plot
A corporation has found a unique material called “Unobtainium” on a planet designated “Pandora”.  Pandora also happens to be the home of a race of extremely tall, extremely strong humanoids called the “Na’Vi”.  When a former Marine’s twin brother ends up dead because of a mugging on Earth, he is enlisted to join the “Avatar Program” and journey to Pandora for a rather large paycheck over the course of six years.  What he learns when he arrives on Pandora changes his outlook on life and the fate of both the Na’Vi and the Earthlings, called “The Sky People” by the Na’Vi, are on his hands.

Review
Basic Impression
Now, I saw the movie in IMax 3D and I was impressed.  Not only did the movie have excellent pacing which kept it from getting boring (perfect for a three hour movie), but the IMax 3D was amazing.  The movie had depth and added that extra dimension of realism I think would have been otherwise missing had I seen it as a traditional screening.

Graphics
Avatar has great graphics.  The renderings are very impressive.  Now, I wasn’t completely blown away, but I think it’s because my computer routinely displays such amazing pictures back to me in my video games, thanks to my graphics card.  However, the people I went to see the movie with kept talking about how amazing the Avatars looked.  The 3D was awesome regardless, however, and kept my interest the entire time.

Story
This is where Avatar really wanted to shine.  While it does in most ways, there are quite a few areas it needed improvement.  Obviously nothing is perfect, but when you’re trying to beat people over the head with the Liberal Stick, you need to be better at it.  As subtle as Avatar tries to be in the beginning, it turns into a tree hugging fest a few times, but the story quickly moves away for a moment or two.

The over all story is really good, and if nothing else, should be taken with a grain of salt in order to enjoy.  Yes, everyone gets it that the most precious resource and treasure is nature and not a rock, but a rock is also nature.  Thus, the logic is flawed.  After all, beauty is in the eye of the beholder, is it not?

Full Review
When I went to see the movie I didn’t know any kind of “message” Cameron was really trying to present.  I knew it was going to be about Earthlings “invading” a different world in order to get some mineral for their own use and that was it.  So, when I saw the movie, some of the “messages” took on different meanings for me, and not in the “Love the puppy and hug a tree!!!” way.

Before you get your panty-briefs in a twist, I’m saying that I did enjoy the movie.  It was a fun ride and worth the price for seeing it in 3D.  I wouldn’t have felt justified seeing it as a traditional screening, however.

Okay, back on track with the actual movie here.  For me, I didn’t consider the mercenaries to be a reflection on the military (mercs are hired guns after all and don’t have to play by a lot of the same rules), the corporation being the US government (it’s an independent entity out to make a profit, which is brought up a few times), nor the Avatar drivers being “gamers” (which Cameron has decided they are for some reason).  Also, the reason the rock is so valuable is NEVER explained.  Ever.

What I recognized in the armed combat unit in the movie is that many of them are there only to collect a paycheck while others are there because it’s a chance to explore, without having to deal with the military.  Being a former soldier myself, these hired guns in the movie didn’t reflect anything I had experienced in the past or in the present.  To me, it was more of a message “Blackwater BAD!!!!” than “The military is EVIL!!!”, which is, apparently, what Cameron wanted us to think.

I didn’t try and connect the entire corporation is the US government, either.  I also didn’t try to connect their ambitions to “Manifest Destiny”, which Cameron wanted us to do.  Instead, what I saw was the traditional “Corporations BAD!!!!” message and the message of “open your mind to other options”.  Manifest Destiny?  Hardly.  The corporation knew what was were and was going for it.  They weren’t trying to take the land from the Na’Vi, they just wanted what was in the ground.  Why the corporation simply didn’t use all their technology to dig a pit and then tunnel under the Na’Vi’s home is beyond me, but obviously Cameron wanted us to see mankind as only a destroyer and polluter.  After all, we’re made to see the ships used by the Earthlings blowing out HUGE pillars of black smoke and constantly strip-mining the area.  If this was supposed to be 2154, there would obviously be huge changes in mining techniques.

Probably one of the most offensive things thus far is that Cameron has decided the Avatar drivers are like people who play video games.  I’ll get more on his statement later, but let me talk about this part first.  I guess because people who play video games aren’t in their own bodies inside the game, and instead controlling something which cannot do anything on its own, they are just like someone playing Call of Duty.  This never, ever, not once, occurred to me the entire time I was watching the movie.  After all, several times in the movie the characters talk about how the Avatar program is there to get them in with the Na’Vi, learn their ways, get their trust, and let them allow the humans to strip mine the area.  Yeah, I know that doesn’t make a lot of sense, but whatever.  I don’t get how this is similar to gamers.  No, really, I don’t.  Hell, the first time you see Sigourney Weaver’s character, she asks for a cigarette while shouting obscenities to her employees.

Apparently this is where Cameron is trying to make a message: The character and gamers only care about their Avatar bodies and not their real ones, by drinking, smoking, and eating food that makes them fat.  Excuse me?  I run a mile every other day and do pushups, situps, and arm curls on the days I don’t run.  I don’t smoke, I drink extremely rarely, and I game 20+ hours a week often times.  Go sit on a piece of shattered glass sticking straight up, Cameron.

As the audience, we’re introduced to the material “Unobtainium” not long into the movie and told that it sells for $20 million a kilo.  Why is it so precious and expensive?  Who the hell knows and you’re not supposed to care.  Personally, I took it to be a great kind of metal with naturally super conductive abilities, which explains the reason it sold for so much.  My attitude towards it was, “Awesome!”  No, however…you’re supposed to see an ugly gray rock, and because there’s explanation as to why it is so expensive, you’re supposed to hate it and the people after it.  It’s supposed to make you wonder why you like gold, silver, diamonds, sapphires, enter-whatever-gem-metal-and-whatever-here.  I didn’t connect it to anything like that, and I personally don’t give a damn about any of those.  Sure they look cool, but I don’t go, “OH DIAMONDS!”  To me, it’s a shiny rock and don’t care, which is probably why I didn’t consider any of it.

Now, as far as the Avatars go…at one point there’s a romance scene between the “hero”, Jack Scully, and the Na’Vi girl, Neytiri.  I don’t know if Cameron wanted you to feel happy for the couple or try to make a new fetish, but it was kind of awkward and unneeded.  Yes, I did kind of feel the Na’Vi people were supposed to be like the American Indians, but not the real ones…the ones we are supposed to fantasize existed and lived in direct communion with nature…which most never did.  No, the American Indians were most often at war with each other and while they used most of the animals they killed, they had to in order to survive.

Now for the whole “invasion” thing…come on.  We are supposed to feel hatred toward the humans and sympathy for the Na’Vi.  I didn’t.  At least no more so than for anyone I would here on Earth.  I didn’t go away not like the humans in the movie and I didn’t go away thinking the Na’Vi were pure.  The humans are chastised and hated because they fight against the Na’Vi, but the Na’Vi go out of their way to kill the humans on sight, without provocation.  Sure later on in the movie they are defending themselves, but early on the audience is told they stalk you in the forest and kill you.  Oh, and the best part is, we see it to be true with Neytiri stalking Jack Scully’s Avatar in the forest, before she is stopped by a “message from their god”.

This brings me to the next part…we’re made to believe their god is real and basically that the “Christian” god is fake ideology.  When the Na’Vi are defending themselves, the reason is that the mercenary unit is out to blow up their most holy place.  Why are they doing this?  Because they’re hanging out there after having their home destroyed.  Again, this is supposed to make you think about the US Military fighting Islamists over in the Middle East.  Problem is, not even the United Nations would okay such a terrible act.

At one point we’re told that everything on Pandora is connected through a network of root systems and the Na’Vi can upload and download information, including what is considered consciousness, to this network.  I don’t know if this is supposed to be a reflection on the Internet, but maybe it is.  I didn’t consider it until just now typing this out, so again, Cameron fails.  Yes, it’s extremely cool that an entire ecosystem is connected like that, but it’s a tragic flaw for the planet…what happens when a virus gets spread amongst the plants?  Everything would die and so would the planet.  Oops, Cameron, didn’t think that one in, did you?  Obviously not, because the destruction of the biggest tree on Pandora didn’t cause massive problems for the planet, which you suggested it would.

Final Thoughts
Do I suggest you see the movie?  Yes, if nothing more for an entertaining ride.  Remember to take everything with a grain of salt and just enjoy the journey you’re put through.  However, if you’re an influential ass, such as one who watched Sideways and changed the way they thought of and drank wine, then stay the hell away because you’ll be reading way too much into things.  At least, you’ll be reading into nonsense that Cameron claims was there.

Oh, and, hey, Cameron!  If you wrote this “epic tale” over six years ago, then how can you possibly claim somethings, such as Sigourney Weaver’s character is a direct reflection of gamers when it’s just been a scant two years it’s become such a popular thing?  Yeah, you’re a hack intelligently, but at least you can make a movie.  However, you’ll never get the right to do “The Edmond Fitzgerald”, and rightfully so after Titanic.

See the movie in 3D and it’s worth the price you paid.

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Posted 1/6/2010 at 4:9 PM on Xanga

Vote for policies, not skin color!

This is actually from my brother.  While he was very obviously heated when he wrote it, there’s damn good points.

Things have been cleaned up a bit for ease of reading.

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Look, guys. I am sick of hearing and dealing with this subject. It is such a young and immature way of thinking so I’m gonna let it out quick and fast.

I, JUST LIKE OTHER REPUBLICANS ARE NOT GOING TO VOTE FOR THE BLEADING HEART CANIDATE BECAUSE HE IS A LIBERAL DEMOCRATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOT BECAUSE HE IS BLACK. IF JOHN MCCAIN WAS BLACK I WOULD VOTE FOR HIM.

Not every one who isn’t voting democrat this year is not a freaking racist. What cracks me up the most (and relieves my mind) is the people saying these things are young, un eduacated and aren’t voting, don’t vote, and have never voted….THANK GOD! I really really wish there was a black republican candidate this election just so I could do away with this narrow minded way of thinking.

I thought racist people were pathetic but I found out that other people are just as pathetic for calling me a “racist” for not voting for some one because of their political stand point. I thought that racist ment you hated a “race” not a political party, DUMB ASSES!!!!!!!!! I am republican, not racist! Thank God most of you aren’t voting!

John McCain has spent his whole life serving my & YOUR country! He knows what it is like to lead, serve, protect and SACRIFICE!!!!!! That is what makes a leader, man & head of country. Some one who stands for morals and has a backbone. In these days and times we need some one with experience and knows our military, what do liberal democrats know about that? They are all bleeding hearts, there draft dodgers, anti military, anti law enforcement and pro “if it feels good do it”!!! Thats not what we need.

I PRAY OF THOSE OF YOU THAT ARE VOTING: DON’T THINK YOU’RE A RACIST IF YOU THINK THE REPUBLICAN PARTY IS FOR YOU. ANY ONE WHO SAYS THAT IS AN IDIOT! IF YOU ARE GOING TO VOTE FOR SOME ONE BASED ON THE COLOR OF THEIR SKIN, EITHER FOR OR AGAINST THEM ,IT IS JUST AS BAD AS BEING A BIGOT! LISTEN TO THE ISSUES! I AM NOT GOING TO VOTE FOR OR AGAINST SOME ONE BASED ON THE SHADE OF THEIR SKIN! THAT’S IDIOTIC!

It would be just as bad as being a racist to vote for some one based on the color of there skin…..THINK ABOUT IT!


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Posted 10/10/2008 at 8:27 PM on Xanga

So, I was at A Taste of Colorado…disgusting people (s)

If anyone happened to be at Taste of Colorado last night, you probably saw me but didn’t know it *L*

I do have to rant a little about the event, however… First off, the security was moronic. At the entrance was basically two Middle Eastern dudes who’s first words as I walked up with my group was, “Purses!! We need to check your purses!” to the two females of the group. I was then told, “Okay. Do you have any guns and knives on you, if not, come on in.”

Yes, that was all in one sentence. I didn’t show a badge, I didn’t say I was a cop.

I walked right in fully armed (including a three inch flip knife not hidden on my pocket) and my cousin had his knife. I was a little more than “humored” at this. My other cousin and his girlfriend didn’t know I came armed and when I told them, they started laughing. My aunt stated she started showing him her purse and the guy told her, “No, that’s okay. I believe you, come on in.” In the course of thirty minutes I saw six pistols and only two of those were on cops. The other four were on black gang-banging-pieces-of-shit. A lot of knives on retarded rednecks as well.

Secondly, when I start to go into a place like “A Taste of Colorado”, I don’t want to be jumped by your political views, regardless of side. What makes it worse is the fact that how they were presenting how great it would be. They were selling t-shirts and paintings which showed Obama in familiar pose right next to(are you ready for this) Che Guevara. The messages were different on each one, but they all had the word Hope and Revolution on it. Several of them said “Revolution for Hope and Change!” To me, that really just kind of says it all for the trash.

As if that wasn’t enough, most of the time we would pass one of those supporters, they were arguing with someone! Not over political views, no! They were arguing about trivial shit. “What, mother fucka! You just gna do me like dat?! I said the water only a dolla! Wer you from they treat peeps like that?! SHIT!”

Yes…I typed it as phonetically as I could to mimic the way they said it. No, they didn’t have Haitian accents or anything like that, these were Americans. Don’t let me forget to mention the CONSTANT shouting of “nigger/nigga” throughout the event…not by white people.

I really hate being in LoDo after 11:30…but that’s another topic.

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Posted 8/31/2008 at 1:27 PM on Xanga

My experience at the DNC (s)

So a “possible plot” to kill Obama was foiled…allegedly. So funny how they won’t say an alleged plot, but they’ll say alleged victim in reference to rape victims. Then again…It was CBS which was doing the reporting, so of course they are going to automatically start the shit storm to protect someone like Obama and point it at the Republicans.

Speaking of the DNC…is it any surprise that the “peaceful” protesters get violent at the drop of a fucking hat? I would have posted this in the Worst Pickup Line thread, but I couldn’t find it.

Being the total asshole I am, I happened by the convention center today while I was in Denver. There was a group of tree huggers outside doing their shouting and whining, and being a general nuisance. I was on my motorcycle, so I was treated with a front row ear full and the louder I cracked my throttle, the more they’d fucking shout at me.

Well, I look over and see a rather good looking tree hugger as I’m waiting for the light. So, I keep my throttle down, pull over a little further and go, “So, you’re all for helping to protected the trees, huh?” She looks over at me and kind of gives me this “what’s the catch” look and says, “Of course we are. Isn’t that important to YOU?” Of course that’s when I spring my punchline on her, “Yes it is. As a matter of fact, I’ve got some wood you can hug.”

That’s when all fucking hell broke loose. I don’t know how these fuckers heard me, but five of them turned to look at me and fucking CHARGED. I didn’t have the light so I made a right turn as quickly as I could. I’m no pussy, but when you have six hundred to one, discretion is the better part of valor.

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Posted 8/27/2008 at 11:2 PM on Xanga

Why I want to punch you in the face

Well, it was inevitable…I want to punch you in the face.  Granted, it isn’t for no good reason.  Oh no.  Here’s a list of things which drive me up a wall.  Please note, these are not necessarily in order.

  1. SHHH!

    Okay, this really is my number one.  Seriously, I cannot stand when people do this.  For some reason, it puts me into a fury faster than a camera in Sean Penn’s face.

    Honestly, this makes me so angry even during the commercial for that crappy Sleep Number Bed when the woman says, “…my husband and I don’t wake up in the middle of the night saying, ‘Shhh!'” I want to throw my remote control through the TV to break her nose.  I’m not advocating violence against women, I’m just saying I’d make a believer out of her.

    One of my ex-girlfriends was fond of using this when she wanted to hear something even when said thing was easily rewindable or not important in the slightest.  So, when she would do so, I would do the mature thing: I’d speak increasingly louder until she shut the hell up or left.  Either way, I won and I didn’t have to headbutt anyone.  Headbutting, by the way, is the second manliest thing ever.

  2. I’m on the Cell Phone, People!

    I get it, you finally got yourself a cell phone.  Guess what?  I have a cell phone too, but I don’t walk around every aisle in the Starbucks or some place fancy like Sizzler making sure everyone knows I’m having a conversation on a wireless network.

    What makes you think I give a damn about the conversation you’re having?  I don’t know you from Adam and I honestly never want to.  Do you not understand shouting into the phone is not going to help the person hear you better?  No, of course not.  This is why I sometimes take the cell phone out of their hands and hang up for them.

    It’s amazing how dumbfounded people get when you do that, too.  One out of twenty times will someone actually say or try to do something.  Well, when you keep walking by me screaming on the phone and then stop next to me while I’m trying to eat/relax, you deserve it.

  3. Busted Up Models and Nice Cars

    I was watching The Power Block on Spike TV when I thought about this one.  During the bump for the next show, there was a really nice 2008 Dodge Charger done up in a brand new classy body kit with a lot of engine work.  Then I heard this semi-annoying voice talking about the car and the next show.

    Imagine my surprise when I see a female who was about as old as the cars being fixed up on the shows.  In addition, she looked like her chassis could use some straightening as well.  Really, I want to see and hear about the bad ass cars…not look at someone who is trying to be passed off as sexy when said person needs as much work as the vehicles.

    Yes, hot women and hot cars often compliment each other.  The keyword here, however, is hot.  I’m sick of seeing females who have a decent body and a busted up face sprawled across…well…everything.  I enjoy my women, but I do have taste and standards.  People who are sevens or even eights don’t really belong in the advertising for a product.

    While I was in Rancho Cucamonga, California, there was a rather large billboard next to the freeway for a real estate agent with a picture of the agent on it.  Let me just say, someone that ugly should NOT be putting their face blown up that large for everyone to see.  Simply because of the billboard, I would not hire said agent.

    This brings me to my next thing:

  4. Ugly People in Convertibles

    Have you ever been sitting at a light and seen a convertible pull up occupied by someone who is just hideous as all get out?  Yeah…ugly people shouldn’t be driving in convertible cars.

    There’s a few things worse in life than noticing a nice convertible approach and looking over to see someone who appears as if they were dragged through forty miles of bad road behind a tractor trailer.  We all expect someone who looks like that stepping off of a motorcycle, but not a convertible.  It’s a huge contradiction!

  5. Brainless Liberals

    ‘Nuff said.

  6. Browsing People

    I understand there are times when you have to look around for what you want.  Now, with that said, these times are when you’re walking around a retail store trying to find the correct item.

    Here’s something which may be shocking to a great number of you: McDonald’s/Jack in the Box/Del Taco/Taco Bell/Wendy’s/Carl’s Jr./Sbarro/Baskin-Robins has the same selection they always do!  When something new is introduced, you know it because of all the signs plastered up before you even get into the order line.  So, why must you stand for ten minutes staring at the menu when at the register going, “Umm…Umm…”?!  If you’re so undecided, stay out of the order line until you figure out what you want!!!

    While I’m at it, let me ask why is it so important to slam on the brakes for your Chevre-legs in the middle of an aisle?  Can you not see what you want to look at by walking closer to it or moving out of the direct lane of traffic?  There are times when I intentionally walked through a single person or a group because of this.  I suggest you do the same if such a thing happens to you.

  7. He Ain’t Black

    This appeals to my sense of decency and equality for pretty much all people.  Almost as annoying to me as the “SHHH!”.  When I hear someone say “He ain’t black!” I’m two seconds from ripping out the throat of whoever said it.

    Usually you hear this when a black person isn’t using ghetto slang, dressing in gang associated clothing, or eating fried chicken as a favorite food.  Generally what the person is saying about the other individual is they must act in a specific, stereotypical, often uneducated way in order to be “true” to their race.  This goes for all races, nationalities, ethnicities, and all that crap.

    I don’t drink Crystal Lite because I’m white, I drink it because it’s delicious.  I don’t make bomb ass spaghetti because I’m Italian, I make bomb ass spaghetti because I like to cook.  I don’t drink tea because I’m British, I…oh, wait…never mind.  Yes I do.

  8. I Must Be No Further Than Two Inches From Your Face

    When you want to talk to me, back up.  If during the action of me bringing my hand up and stiff arming in your direction you get knocked back, then you were too close.

    There is absolutely no good reason to be crowding me when you talk to me.  I honestly do take it as a personal threat.  Sure, some of this could do with my profession, but unless you’re my friend and we’re in a loud place, stay well out of my reach or you’re getting bumped.

  9. Talkative Clerk/Server

    I’m not degrading you.  I don’t think you’re less than me.  I just want you to shut up and do your job.  I’m not interested in having a conversation with you.

    Sometimes this isn’t the clerk/server’s fault.  There are plenty of places which require the server to rattle off two hundred things when I want to order.  Do I want to order wine?  No, I would have told you if I had.  Do I want to add an appetizer?  No, I would have ordered one!  I don’t want to know the soup of the day, the dessert of the day, or what YOU suggest.  If I want to know any of the previously mentioned, I would have asked!

    Oh, then there’s the server who asks what I want the moment my ass hits the cushion.  I don’t always know what I want at this point, especially if I have never been there before, or if I’m waiting on other people.  The moment you say, “Just give me XXX to drink and I’ll let you know in a few moments what I’d like to eat,” they disappear for twenty minutes.  You want to lose your tip quick?  Make me ask where you are or keep requesting things.

  10. Leaf Tourists

    Wow, the leaves have changed color!  So cool, right?  No you moron!  There is nothing cool about a leaf which has changed color.

    These people travel from all around and crowd the parks taking pictures of the freaking trees and leaves on the ground.  Gee, it went from green to brown, awesome!  Guess what, douche nozzle: You can see the same thing at home by not watering your plants without spending all the gas money and getting in my way.

    Let me not forget to mention how most of these people come from places where driving lessons are obviously a suggestion and not a requirement.  Texas, California, Missouri…those are just a few.  Usually these people end up going down the wrong way on a one way street, fail to stop at posted stop signs, and crash into everything.  90% of the people I contact during the “leafer season” are from Texas and California because they drive like ass.

  11. Quitting Smokers

    Look, you bastard or bastardette, just because you got addicted to sucking on a stick which is slowly killing you doesn’t mean I have to tolerate your wobblers because you can’t get your precious toxic fog.  Either quit or don’t, but I’m not going to let you blow off your handle at me.  You want to get into with me because you’re “feeling the pains of quitting”?  Hey, fine, but I’m going to slam it back to you.

  12. Anyone Involved with “Truth”

    If mass genocide wasn’t illegal, these people would be on the top of my list just under PETA.  The commercials are absolutely terrible.  That goes infinitely for the “Sunny Side of Truth” commercials.

    These bastards not only use the exact same tactics they criticize the tobacco industries for using, they shove it down our throat and imply you’re on “the enemy’s side” if you don’t agree.  Look, people chose to smoke, so they deserve what comes to them.  There’s a reason most states have a smoking ban inside buildings other than your own residence.

    Regardless if you’re addicted or not, smoking was originally a choice.  I’m addicted to boobs, but I’m not complaining to God or trying to sue the church.  I had the choice to be an ass man, but boobs are just more fun.

    Trust me, it’s only a matter of time these jack offs start going after the firearm companies.  I’m surprised they haven’t started asking people to arrest ethnic babies before they become criminals yet.

Well, for now that’s all I have.  Should I feel like writing more later, then I will.

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Some people need to be made fun of

The average IQ runs between 90 and 110 (or slight variation depending on which scale you use).  100 is considered the absolute average.  Now…that might seem just fine, having an average IQ, but let me tell you people, it’s not just fine.

People with IQ’s running between 90 and 110 are morons.  Oh, sure they can function in society, hold a job, have a family, but dear lord are they morons where it counts.  These people generally are the biggest jerks when dining out, get a small bit of information regarding a law and believe they understand the law, and everything else in the similar.

Case in point…the sad business of the school shooting in Virginia at the Virginia Tech campus in Blacksburg.  I’m not talking about the shooter or the people who died.  No, I’m talking about the huge raging morons posting their “ideas, opinions, and views” on the situation.

You’re about to take a look into the common person and how they think, how they hate, and how I make fun of them.


ljduranteMessage #824
04/16/07 01:50 PM They had it coming….they beat University of Illinois in Basketball this year!!!

Riiight…so let me get this straight….  30 students deserved to be murdered because the basketball team beat another basketball team from another state?  Are you for real, you douche nozzle?  Remind me the next time you find a bargain on gas compared to me so I can rape your closest female relative while I cut a pound of skin off of your back.


Greg BMessage #827
04/16/07 01:50 PM Great country.  An idiot for a President and guns at WalMart.

Considering that “idiot”, as you put it, is the only one willing to actually stand up to the racist Muslim fascists to keep your ability to say what you did, you’re the idiot.

Ah, yes, Wal*Mart is to blame!  It’s bad enough they pay their employees $10 to stand around, give them low payment health care, and is a large corporation in America…but guns?  FUCK THEM!  How DARE they allow people to get something they are allowed to purchase under the Constitution of the United States!

Guns first, truthful media next!


vonedraMessage #830
04/16/07 01:50 PM The violent music, the violent, gory movies and video games have had such an impact on the youth of this nation.  The image of death doesn’t even faze them anymore.  Those people who make the hate music, the death movies and video games should be ashamed.  They are making murderers out of some stupid, gullible young people, for money in their greedy pockets. 

Yes, it’s Id’s fault, it’s Rockstar’s fault, it’s Marylin Manson’s fault, it’s George A. Romero’s fault…  No, wait, what?  Whiskey tango foxtrot, over!

Hate music?  Oh, you mean the super popular white supremacist music that’s running rampant all over the radio, right?  No, wait…that’s right, that doesn’t exist, even on satellite radio.  Something tells me if someone IS making hate music, they really don’t give a shit how many people die of a specific sect.

Death movies?  Oh, you mean the snuff films shown all over the cinemas.  FUCK!  Again…I forgot, that doesn’t exist!  All movies made here are make believe and not real.  The ones based on a true story are heavily dramatized and usually show how bad someone had it.

Video games?  Yeah, fucking Atari making games like Pong and Neverwinter Nights…  They are to blame for the violence caused by ANYONE who’s played a video game.  I mean, look how many mass murders have been caused at the Electronic Entertainment Expo EVERY YEAR!!!!  The carnage IS HORRIBLE!  These gaming geeks kill TOO MANY CHILDREN! …wait…that doesn’t happen…damn!

You’re living in your own la-la-land!


ricciMessage #861
04/16/07 01:51 PM Yawnnnnnnn… Hmm guy goes crazy kills 30+ people on a USA campus. Next story please, I’ve heard this one before. ZZzzzzzzzzz… death… murder… usa.. senseless… .. mumble.. mumble.. zzzzzz wake me when something truly positive happens ….  yawn… who hasnt heard this story before.. the better story was the one about the woman who killed her child because she used it to hit her boyfriend. NOT thats a crazy story.. dude shoots up school?? BORING…… deny that this is NEW in this country? We do this stuff every other day.. LOL

Where to start on this one…  Okay, so the murder of 30 people shouldn’t be news because…you don’t like that kind of story?

You ask who hasn’t heard this story before?  Well, I certainly haven’t heard this story before where 30 students at Virginia Tech were gunned down.  A “better” story is a woman who killed her children because her boyfriend was abusive?

Wow…WOW, you are a psycho path who will no doubt end up on the front page of the paper after murdering his own mother, raping his father, and then banging a goat.  Now THAT will be news, am I right?


srq2007Message #879
04/16/07 01:51 PM MENTAL ILLNESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!MENTAL ILLNESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THIS IS WHAT KILLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

STOP ABUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THE PERSON NEXT TO YOU MIGHT HAVE BEEN ABUSE LAST NIGHT!!!!!!!!!

THE PERSON NEXT TO YOU MAY FEEL HOPELESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THESE ARE THE KILLERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Say WHAT?!  I know there’s a warning in there, but I’m guessing you are pretty much warning us against YOU.  Danger, Will Robinson, danger!!!


TN 37901Message #935
04/16/07 01:53 PM only a person full of the devil would do this…read the New Testament.

Yes, because no one could possibly have a serious mental illness and commit this crime.  Nope, the DEVIL made the person do it, people.  All evil deeds are only the devil, I guess?


ANONMessage #942
Eauropeans have lower murder rates because they do not have as many crazy liberals running around with weapons.

*BUSTS up laughing*  Give me a second *wipes away a tear from laughing so hard*  HAHAHAHAHAH!!!  Welcome to the Internet, everyone…just in case I didn’t do it earlier or no one else has told you so.

The fact is, “Eauropeans” have a higher violent crime rate (home invasion, rape, murder, car jacking) because of the lack of personal protection they are allowed.  Matter of fact, England doesn’t report anything as a crime that happens within the home as anything other than domestic in order to doctor the numbers.

Now…”crazy liberals running around with weapons”?  In America, the liberals want to disarm everyone, including the cops, so they would be, in theory at least, the last people to be “running around with weapons”.

Someone has their head so far up their ass, they’re looking out their neck again.


HouseofchloesMessage #1087
04/16/07 01:57 PM Ok People, there are more important matters at hand such as why prince william broke up with Kate.  Few people died, big deal.

Lord knows that’s what I want to know…Why did “prince william” break up with Kate!?  I mean, that bastard!  He should have kept dating her and married her!

THESE are the important issues of the world, people!  Who’s dating who?  Why are they breaking up?!  Who’s to blame for the relationship ending!?!!!!!  Is LaKisha going to win American Idol!?!!!!!!!!!!!!?


JOHNNY NYCMessage #1124
04/16/07 01:58 PM MAN I WOULDVE PAID FOR THE HOOKER JUST TO GET THIS LOSER LAID . GOING TO A SCHOOL AND KILLING 31 KIDS   , ****

Uh huh…because all of life’s problems and the people causing them can be solved by getting people to have sex.  I mean, if only we’d taken that resolve in WWI, WWII, Vietnam, and with the racist fascist Muslims, things would be okay!

Honestly…maybe YOU should get laid instead of making retarded posts about the event.


LOOSER PARENTSMessage #1416
04/16/07 02:07 PM Obviously this shooter had family problems. Which means that its another case of bad parenting. If this kid was loved and cared for in the proper way their is no way this kid would have done this. I have two young children and am considering getting out of this materialistic country. This kids parents need to be held accountable for what he did. Sure I don’t all of the details but I bet my guess is probably right on. Looser parents out their, do your job and those of you that don’t want to be parents, don’t have kids because you can’t even take care of yourself.

O…M…F…G…  Okay, yes, some parents aren’t great and should never be parents.  HOWEVER(!), it is not always the parents’ fault.  This person decided, themselves, to do this, their parents did not.  How about this…his mother was great, his father was great…he’s just a fuck up!

But, yes, damn those “looser” parents!  They need to tighten up instead of being so damn loose!  If we had more “Tight Parents”, there would be crime no more, forever *lights a candle*


I’m sure there are lots more…no, I KNOW there are lots more, but come on…  I don’t have time to go through all of the posts nor the patience.

Just for the few morons who are going to ask…my background?  Lower middle moved to upper middle class through my life, worked both manual labor and white collar, run a family business with both my Father and brother, college education (Dean’s list for two years straight), participated in the Police Explorers in high school, was Military Police in the Army, and I am starting the P.O.S.T. police academy in my state in August.  Official IQ testing rated at 134.

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