Look, Fourth of July is freaking awesome. Almost as awesome as Halloween, but not quite…so probably on level with Christmas. What’s not to love about lighting things on fire legally?
Well, I have been celebrating all week with a combination of Jack Daniels, Dr. McGillicuddy’s, and fireworks. Yeah, I’ve been that excited over the book and Fourth of July. Not sharing my enthusiasm for America’s independence, my HOA, Soul Suck HOA, has issued me to stop! Can you believe that?!
Man…fuck those guys! What nazis! Also, a SAFE 4th? Unless someone lights their hair on fire or looses a finger, my night isn’t complete!