Okay first off, we know that I’m smart. Now most of you know I’m sexy as well. How do you know for certain? Well, since I’m so smart, it stands that I’m as sexy as I state I am.
Now, with that out of the way, let me start off saying that I’m just smarter than most people and I’m not going to take your stupid suggestions as to what to write about, regardless of what writing pit I’m currently in.
But, guess what? I’m not going to write about any of that. Oh, hell no. Instead, enjoy how fucking hot I am: