Well, haven’t done anything on my page lately, and so…fuck it. I’m really fucking bored and snowed in. What’s so god damn controversial about this survey anyway?
1) Do you have the guts to answer these questions?
If I didn’t, I wouldn’t have posted it.
2) Would you do meth if it was legalized?
I’m not really interested in doing drugs for recreational purposes, especially one that has a one in five chance to kill you on the first use.
3) For or against it abortion?
I’m against killing babies, unless they’re terrorists
4) Do you think the world would fail with a female president?
The world? No, but certainly the country. We’ve all seen what happens when a bleeding heart and Marxist becomes president.
5) Do you believe in the death penalty?
Absolutely. In fact, the jury should deliver the verdict and kill the fucker right then and there.
6) Do you wish marijuana would be legalized already?
No. It would cause more problems than solve. Artificial THC is already available. Most people who say “Yes” don’t give a shit about the people suffering, they just want to get high on your tax dollars.
7) Are you for or against premarital sex?
There’s actually nothing wrong with it, just be smart about it.
8) Do you believe in God?
9) Do you think same sex marriage should be legalized?
Absolutely not. Most states already recognize domestic partnerships. Changing the law to say they can be marriage is just a way for the government and the haters to attempt to control religious institutions by forcing them to allow homosexuals to marry in their churches.
10) Do you think it’s wrong that so many Hispanics are illegally moving to the USA?
Hell to the fucking yes! USA Bank gives them accounts for free, with no proof of residency as well! Now we are going to have to pay for their fucking medical coverage as well while they pay NOTHING towards it.
11) A twelve year old girl has a baby, should she keep him?
The little skank made her bed, now lay in it. If it was something she had no control over, then adoption is an option.
12) Should the alcohol age be lowered to eighteen?
Ah, now here is a good question. You’re good enough to vote, you’re good enough to die for your country, you’re good enough to buy cigarettes…but you’re not good enough to drink??? So, yes, it would be a reasonable move to lower the age.
13) Should the war in Iraq be called off?
No! America has done enough “show up, blow up, and leave” and everyone is calling us on our shit. We need to prove we have what it takes to finish a god damn job!
14) Do you agree with assisted suicide being illegal?
If a woman can kill a baby, then an adult should be allowed to kill themselves.
15) Do you believe in spanking your children?
ABSOLUTELY! Not only does it teach a REAL consequence to an action, but children grow up stronger because of it and they know what happens when you hit.
16) Would you burn an American flag for a million dollars?
Canadian or other flag yes, my own nation’s flag, no. I’d burn France’s flag for free.
17) Who do you think would make a better president?
Almost anyone besides these Marxist/Leninist/Democrats
18) Do you think Obama will be killed?
I think someone is going to try very hard to do it.
19) Should child predators be forced to wear signs identifying themselves?
Yes. Let people know what a shit you are.
20) Are you afraid others will judge you from reading some of your answers?
Obviously someone is going to judge based off of the answers, but fuck them if it’s in a negative way. Just because I don’t agree doesn’t mean I can’t say what I believe.