That ad can’t be serious, Ad Council!

Not too long ago I did an entry about an ad from NetZero telling people to switch back to dial-up in order to save money. I thought that was stupid enough, but no, the Ad Council has decided to insult our intelligence once again with a new campaign.

The Ad Council’s newest or at least most played recently campaign is the “online sex exploitation”.  Yeah…because, you know…that can actually happen without your involvement.  Here’s the transcript without my interruption:

*you hear a click*
That’s the sound of your classmate forwarding a picture from your profile to everyone he knows
*you hear a click*
Some guys posting graphic comments about your body and worst of all
*you hear a click*
Your DAD seeing a photo of you topless all because of
*you hear a click*
The time you posted those photos on your profile.  Anything you post online ANYONE can see: Family, friends, and even…not so friendly people.

What…the…hell?  Okay, I get it…they want to warn you about sharing naked photos online.  No, wait…are they warning underaged girls or legal aged girls, because…I’m a little confused here.  Now it’s time for me to destroy this line by line!

*you hear a click*
That’s the sound of your classmate forwarding a picture from your profile to everyone he knows
Maybe.  The dweebs from your classmate you’re still friends with who are guys aren’t getting any tail, so he’s going to share it with his other dweeb friends who can’t get any tail.

*you hear a click*
Some guys posting graphic comments about your body and worst of all
Who cares?  You posted the picture for people to see how “crazy and fun” you are.  If you didn’t want people to see it and have them think about you, then you wouldn’t have posted those images.  Don’t suddenly get all frigid and “scared” because men all around the world are spanking one out to you.  Obviously you think you’re attractive enough that someone wants to see it, and you want to prove you’re fun.

*you hear a click*
Your DAD seeing a photo of you topless all because of
HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!  So, basically, they’re saying your Dad is looking for pictures of hot jailbait ass or looking for hot young tail because his bitch of a wife isn’t putting out anymore.  Does anyone think this through?!  I mean, seriously.  Come on, they’re calling your father a pedophile or a pervert, or even yet, saying all men are looking for porn from profiles of social networking sites.

*you hear a click*
The time you posted those photos on your profile.  Anything you post online ANYONE can see: Family, friends, and even…not so friendly people.
Yes, you posted it on your profile, because you wanted people to see it.  Now, just because you post something online doesn’t mean just anyone can see it.  There are photos I have online that only specific friends can see, and even some that are locked out completely because I have them in a private folder, hidden as a read-only, and password locked once you manage to find it.  Think anyone is finding those?  Uh, no.  You also have settings that allow you to block specific groups from looking at your photos on those sites.  I know Facebook and MySpace sure as hell do.  Who gives a damn if “not so friendly people” can see them?  I’m not so friendly, but that doesn’t mean I’m going to go out and stalk you.  I honestly am turned off by “I’m fun and crazy!!!!” women anyway.

Ad Council…grow up.  You started off providing a great service in World War II, but now you’re a bunch of unthinking retards.  Why did it take you so long to do a campaign to help Haiti?  What, so now that there was an earthquake we need to help Haiti?  Hell no!  Haiti has been a hell hole since it first existed.  Yes, the beginning of it’s time Haiti has been a breeding ground for poverty, crime, and terrorists.  Now that there’s an earthquake, you want to help people feel good about themselves by allowing them to throw money at the problem and then disappear again.  You’re pathetic.

The Ad Council needs to hire some people who actually think for a change.  Hell, hire me and I’ll give you great advertising campaign such as this:

Yes, it’s a huge problem with people going to see donkey shows in Mexico and we must stop it!  It’s unnatural and we shouldn’t be giving American dollars to Mexicans for something you can get for free on the Internet.

I’ll even provide this advertising campaign:

Yes, she’s lying when she says she’s on the pill.  Wrap your dick, two times, so there is no pleasure for you as punishment to the prostitute!
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Posted 1/20/2010 at 3:5 PM on Xanga
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