Randomness defined

Okay, I must admit, I baited Hong Wei Loh into this random conversation.  I said BAITED, not jacked off, moron.  Most of you who read my entries know how smart I am, but allow me to show you two epic minds at work:

Sunrie –
Oh shit while I have you.  I’ve been wanting to do a “collab write” with you.  I knew you still had it in you, but I’m glad it came out this fast, so I’m ready to do it.  Almost like a transcript, where I write something, you reply, and we go back and forth until the topic is over

Hong Wei Loh –
ok, sure. Sounds fun. About what?

Sunrie –
About what? What the fuck do I look like?  Your god damn idea gotcha-pon?  We’ll think of something

Hong Wei Loh –
lol actually you look more like one of those fuzzy troll thingies. They’re good luck dontchaknoo. 

Sunrie –
Wait, in which picture?  No, you know what, it doesn’t matter.  I know I need a hair cut, but damn that was cruel, ass mongrel.  So, what’s up with fruity loops?  You two still talking all civil?

Hong Wei Loh –
fruity loops? my mother?

Sunrie –
Oh god no, man.  I’m not implying that.  That one chick that contacted you again

Hong Wei Loh –
dude. I needz mocha. brb, bout 15 mins. gotta made a Starfucks run…  And no. she was cool for a while, went right back to the same fucking bullshit. Am fairly well done with her.  Would consider her for a hate-fuck because she IS hawt, but nothing else.

Sunrie –
Shit yeah, crazy bitch sex rocks.  Okay, let me know when you get back, fag

Hong Wei Loh –
copy

Damn Near An Hour Later


Hong Wei Loh –
sup fuckstick?

Sunrie –
Welcome back, douche nozzel!  How long does it take to go to Starfucks anyway, man?  Why are you even feeding that monster???

Hong Wei Loh –
Because I needed good mocha…and they’re the only ones around period.


Sunrie –
Dude, that’s racist

Hong Wei Loh –
lol yeeaaahhhh…

Sunrie –
Know what I haven’t seen in like, forever?

Hong Wei Loh –
Not a fuckin clue.

Sunrie –
Little Shop of Horrors.  Epic

Hong Wei Loh –
Halloween dude. always halloween. That and Rocky Horror.

Sunrie –
I went to Rocky Horror once.  Forogt they did th whole “Virgin” thing and got raped up on stage.  It was back when they did “Beat the Geek” on G4…well it was TechTV then and the Movie Geek was the host…I never went back after that.  It was with psycho, too

Hong Wei Loh –
lol niiiice. You know you enjoyed the rape. lol

Sunrie –
I never said it was terrible, and I guess you can’t call it rape when the victim strips while giggling, “Oh, this is my first rape, please be gentle, I’m so scared!” and lays down.  Cop said it was technically surprise sex at that point.


Hong Wei Loh –
lmfao  surprise sex? as in…. “Hey, what the fuck are you…?!?!” “SURPRISE!!! *donkey punch* You’re having sex!!!” lmfao


Sunrie –
Pretty much, man.

Hong Wei Loh –
SWEET. Now shut the fuck up and take it like a man. lmfao

Sunrie –
Oh god, not you, too!  This is like boy scouts all over again!!

Hong Wei Loh –
Yeah, only instead of a trekking pole, I have a big oak staff…   I have ironwood….world’s hardest hard-wood

Sunrie –
I don’t want to talk about your erectile dysfunctions, man.  That’s nothing to joke about.  We have millions in funding for dick disorders.

Hong Wei Loh –
psh, ain’t no disorder dipshit! it’s a blessing!

Sunrie –
Meh, I don’t know, man…I think a blessing would be more like the ability to bang every and any chick when you want while getting no STD’s and no one pregnant, especially yourself.  You don’t want to end up with GonoHerpaSyphilAids

Hong Wei Loh –
lol yeah, true. I can’t bang ANY chick I want, unlike old Caped Bandit…lol. but at least when i find one that does wanna grind, I can keep on nailin it for hours and not get tired or worn down.

Sunrie –
Ah, the miracles of viagra. 

Hong Wei Loh –
nope, miracles of ironwood. You want me to come over and demonstrate,bitch? lol

Sunrie –
There is so much wrong in that question I don’t know where to begin.  It’s like saying, “Hey, what awesome song do you want to listen to?  One by Kelly Clarkson or Soulja Boy?”  There is no choosing a right answer because all of it is fuck pudding

Hong Wei Loh –
Fuck pudding. I like that. Describes you well.

Sunrie –
Well man, you do what you love.  I make fuck pudding.  Let me put it this way, when I have sex, when I’m finished, I want it to look like a crime scene.  I want my old chief calling home to his mother saying everything is going to be okay.

Hong Wei Loh –
lmfao nice!

Sunrie –
Yeah, and I end all my love making sessions with a high five.  She deserves something for the effort and all!

Hong Wei Loh –
lol yeah? how do you hi-five an unconscious chick?  or do you mean to say you lack the … ahem… force…. to KO her?


Sunrie –
Oh no, she’s usually unconcious after the brick to the back of the head, but I don’t like describing my entire method because I’m afraid someone will take them from me.  Take it like I take all the money out of her purse when I leave. I call it the Thuggin Love.

Hong Wei Loh –
LMFAO dude you have to read this exchange between this Koala chick and me. She’s fucking hilarious..

Sunrie –
She fucking hot?  Who caers, kick her my way.

Hong Wei Loh –
She’s on your fuckin list on xanga dumbass. THAT one. Yes she’s cute.  and taking and making our sorta jokes like a fucking champ. read the comments on the Biography entry

Sunrie –
Oh yeah, she is.  No wonder she friend requested us.  Gets the humor.  Oh, did you know they are making an A-Team movie?

Hong Wei Loh –
Yes.  With some no-name fuck as BA…what the fuck is that shit? It’s not like Mr t is dead…mother fuckers.

Sunrie –
Yeah, but come on.  At least the dude who played the teacher in The Hangover is “Face”.  I don’t know, it could be awesome or terrible, like Show Girls or Mortal Kombat 2.  The movie, not the game.  I mean, it can’t be as bad as Dragonball: Evolution, right?  That surpassed Double Dragon in a lot of ways


Hong Wei Loh –
wow… yeah. MK 2 the movie BLEEEEWWWWW…

That was the end of the random topic and we just ended up bullshitting.  What?  We do that.  I don’t mean in a scheister video kind of way, either.

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Posted 1/27/2010 at 12:8 AM on Xanga

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