I filled this entry out and viewed it in Firefox. It looks fine there, but when viewed in Internet Explorer, it looks odd…solution? Get a mozilla browser like Firefox. It’s better for viewing the Internet and security protection anyway!
Really, who hasn’t received those annoying e-mails or instant messages asking to either view an erotic website or to have a sexy chat? Well, I’d had enough of one in particular, so I decided to have a little fun with it. Of course, this is not my messanger name so don’t bother, but it is the real name of the recipient!
|3/23/2007||11:30:28 PM||Blackhead||emilyexchange||I don’t know who you are nor why you are messaging/e-mailing me. In addition, I have no idea why your e-mail is different from what you are saying your contact is, nor how you are getting a hold of me using firstname.lastname@example.org|
|3/23/2007||11:30:32 PM||emilyexchange||Blackhead||hey, A/S/L?:)|
|3/23/2007||11:31:29 PM||Blackhead||emilyexchange||Nuh uh. You said you already knew what I looked like, so why are you asking?|
|3/23/2007||11:31:54 PM||emilyexchange||Blackhead||hey whats up babe, U got a webcam? finally someone adds me, I am soo fuckin horny today for some reason lol|
|3/23/2007||11:32:30 PM||Blackhead||emilyexchange||oooh, oooh, a webcam? No, don’t have one personally.|
|3/23/2007||11:33:00 PM||emilyexchange||Blackhead||listen hun, I’m just about to start my webcam show with jen, come chat me there in my chat room? We can cyber, I’ll get naked if u do..lol!|
|3/23/2007||11:33:24 PM||Blackhead||emilyexchange||I don’t know, it’s a little cold out, so I may get embarressed…kind of bashful about those things|
|3/23/2007||11:33:43 PM||emilyexchange||Blackhead||I can show u how to watch for free if u promise not to tell anyone else how to do it???PLEASE:-$|
|3/23/2007||11:34:05 PM||Blackhead||emilyexchange||Well…I don’t know… I’m into a few, you know, kinky things|
|3/23/2007||11:35:20 PM||emilyexchange||Blackhead||well since its the law that u gotta be 18 (nudity involved), u have to sign up with a credit card for age verification! BUT.. Once you are inside, just clikc on “Webcams” and that section is 100% free… let me know what name you use to sign in with so I know it’s you babe! *************.com fill out the bottom of the page then fill out the next page as well and u can see me live!|
|3/23/2007||11:35:57 PM||Blackhead||emilyexchange||Well…I’m 16 and don’t have a credit card, but I do know where my mother’s is…would that be ok?|
|3/23/2007||11:36:15 PM||emilyexchange||Blackhead||Please dont mention anything about that in the chatroom once u get in ok?:-$|
|3/23/2007||11:36:51 PM||Blackhead||emilyexchange||No no no no no, of course not! I’ll check the button that says I’m 18 and never mention it again, easy peasy. Now…about that kinky stuff…do you, ya know, do anything like that?|
|3/23/2007||11:37:37 PM||emilyexchange||Blackhead||OH SHIT.. k I’m late to start my show, I gotta get off msn…I’ll see ya inside my chatroom babe.. remember not to mention that I am upgrading u for FREE… You can use your msn name to sign in so i know it’s you..|
|3/23/2007||11:38:23 PM||Blackhead||emilyexchange||Okay! I like things with food…you know, covering myself in gravy and letting a dog lick my nuts or shoving cornbeefed hash up my butt crack and letting the cat eat it|
|3/23/2007||11:38:24 PM||emilyexchange sends my_new_thong_pic.jpg|
|3/23/2007||11:38:53 PM||Blackhead||emilyexchange||Also…dwarfs drive me crazy! …have an amputee?|
It was at this time that she/he/it quickly signed off. What a moron.
Posted 4/11/2007 at 7:44 PM on Xanga