Odd “conversation” on ICQ

*EDIT*
I filled this entry out and viewed it in Firefox.  It looks fine there, but when viewed in Internet Explorer, it looks odd…solution?  Get a mozilla browser like Firefox.  It’s better for viewing the Internet and security protection anyway!
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Really, who hasn’t received those annoying e-mails or instant messages asking to either view an erotic website or to have a sexy chat?  Well, I’d had enough of one in particular, so I decided to have a little fun with it.  Of course, this is not my messanger name so don’t bother, but it is the real name of the recipient!

Date Time From To Message
3/23/2007 11:30:28 PM Blackhead emilyexchange I don’t know who you are nor why you are messaging/e-mailing me. In addition, I have no idea why your e-mail is different from what you are saying your contact is, nor how you are getting a hold of me using sunridgeproperties@hotmail.com
3/23/2007 11:30:32 PM emilyexchange Blackhead hey, A/S/L?:)
3/23/2007 11:31:29 PM Blackhead emilyexchange Nuh uh. You said you already knew what I looked like, so why are you asking?
3/23/2007 11:31:54 PM emilyexchange Blackhead hey whats up babe, U got a webcam? finally someone adds me, I am soo fuckin horny today for some reason lol
3/23/2007 11:32:30 PM Blackhead emilyexchange oooh, oooh, a webcam? No, don’t have one personally.
3/23/2007 11:33:00 PM emilyexchange Blackhead listen hun, I’m just about to start my webcam show with jen, come chat me there in my chat room? We can cyber, I’ll get naked if u do..lol!
3/23/2007 11:33:24 PM Blackhead emilyexchange I don’t know, it’s a little cold out, so I may get embarressed…kind of bashful about those things
3/23/2007 11:33:43 PM emilyexchange Blackhead I can show u how to watch for free if u promise not to tell anyone else how to do it???PLEASE:-$
3/23/2007 11:34:05 PM Blackhead emilyexchange Well…I don’t know… I’m into a few, you know, kinky things
3/23/2007 11:35:20 PM emilyexchange Blackhead well since its the law that u gotta be 18 (nudity involved), u have to sign up with a credit card for age verification! BUT.. Once you are inside, just clikc on “Webcams” and that section is 100% free… let me know what name you use to sign in with so I know it’s you babe! *************.com fill out the bottom of the page then fill out the next page as well and u can see me live!
3/23/2007 11:35:57 PM Blackhead emilyexchange Well…I’m 16 and don’t have a credit card, but I do know where my mother’s is…would that be ok?
3/23/2007 11:36:15 PM emilyexchange Blackhead Please dont mention anything about that in the chatroom once u get in ok?:-$
3/23/2007 11:36:51 PM Blackhead emilyexchange No no no no no, of course not! I’ll check the button that says I’m 18 and never mention it again, easy peasy. Now…about that kinky stuff…do you, ya know, do anything like that?
3/23/2007 11:37:37 PM emilyexchange Blackhead OH SHIT.. k I’m late to start my show, I gotta get off msn…I’ll see ya inside my chatroom babe.. remember not to mention that I am upgrading u for FREE… You can use your msn name to sign in so i know it’s you..
3/23/2007 11:38:23 PM Blackhead emilyexchange Okay! I like things with food…you know, covering myself in gravy and letting a dog lick my nuts or shoving cornbeefed hash up my butt crack and letting the cat eat it
3/23/2007 11:38:24 PM emilyexchange sends my_new_thong_pic.jpg
3/23/2007 11:38:53 PM Blackhead emilyexchange Also…dwarfs drive me crazy! …have an amputee?

It was at this time that she/he/it quickly signed off.  What a moron.

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Posted 4/11/2007 at 7:44 PM on Xanga
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